Saturday, August 22, 2009

SANK WHORE

iskula Cohen is a former / failed model and quite possibly one of definitely the world's biggest skank and in 2009 was accurately described by the former anonymous blogger behind the Skanks in NYC blog as an "old hag" and a "skank". When Liskula stumbled upon this blog, she quickly realised that she was simply too fucking stupid to understand how the interwebs works and instead she resorted to the only method a jew turns to; SUING. That's right, Liskula proceeded to sue Google. Liskula proves once again that lawsuits over frivolous and anonymous insults on the internet made by jerkoffs that nobody ever paid attention in the first place to only causes the insult to get spread further and last forever. When someone on the internet says “How old is this skank? 40 something? She’s a psychotic, lying, whoring, still going to clubs at her age, skank.” the appropriate response is to ignore it, not call your lawyer. If you call attention to it, people pay attention to it. Duh. This is also a perfect example of the Streisand Effect. Her main source of butthurt comes not from any lying, but because it has ruined the common skank PR tactic of only appearing like a skank when anyone actually gives a fuck who you are. Analysts believe that premature revelations of her skankery will greatly devalue the revenue from her inevitable "leaked" sex tapes which is the main reason she has sued.

She apparently got butthurt when she was smashed in the face with a vodka bottle by a doorman in New York City hotel. She received 46 stitches and can no longer model.

She may be a skank, but more importantly, she's a miscegenating kike bitch. Like any little Jewish slut, Liskula Cohen LOVES niggers. Here she's pictured letting a nigger ape run his hands up her skirt (while she isn't wearing any underwear)! ATTN to all rich Jewish men in New York who may fall for this whore's muffin bluffing: she's got a bunch of nigger diseases. Don't shell out any money for this shit.